Buffalo Rick Seeks “Frontline Warriors”

Singing cowboy turned anti-immigration militant Buffalo Rick Galeener is a prominent member of the Phoenix, Ariz.-based nativist motorcycle gang Riders USA. He’s also quite the folk humorist.

Near the bottom of the “I Hate Illegals” section of his website, Galeener asks visitors, “Do You Hate Illegals?” Checking the “No” box brings up, “THEN KISS MY ASS TRAITOR.” Answering “Yes” re-directs users to a “Join the Frontline Warriors” site---where Buffalo Rick cranks the kooky dial to 11.

The page encourages all prospective Frontline Warriors to stockpile weapons and ammunition and invites recruits to join Buffalo Rick and the gang, “as we demonstrate our latest acquisition, the New Brunswick 2X16 Border Defense Cannon,” which, he boasts, “is capable of launching two 16 pounders every six seconds…with a range of ½ mile.”

Elsewhere on the same page, Galeener explains what each new recruit will receive upon enlistment: A computerized ID card, a set of combat fatigues, a helmet and a .45 caliber pistol equipped with a laser sight and a “launchable bayonet, bipod & silencer.”

“Once you finish our training course you will be completely prepared and equipped with everything except an illegal alien hunting tag or permit, which will be issued when the American People regain control of our government,” Galeener promises. “Hell, we can even train your kitten to pick off Chihuahuas at over 100 yards.”

A tiny disclaimer at the bottom of the page claims the section is “simply a joke.”

Hah-hah.